Jane

www.twitter.com/JanePolyakov

(I actually post things there.)

Sweet Jesus, Paris Hilton has the ugliest vagina I've ever seen.

I would pee on Craig Ferguson in a second if he asked me to.

Forgive me for loving this recession. It's like the whole world is on sale.

I don't want to be a girl that wears a beret.

If you don't like the President that the people of America voted to elect ...

then you can hightail it to Canada with the Commies!! <--- (In the event I have an overwhelming zelaous Canadian readership, which is obviously very likely to be the case, I'd like to state for the record that I'm jk and there is no need to bombard me with hate mail. I love everything about Canada, including it's clean streets, fine upstanding citizens, and favorable narcotics legislation. Wink Wink.)

Sometimes I think Jack Johnson understands more about life than I ever will.

"If I weren't gay, or she weren't a woman, I might consider attempting to ensnare her in the ugly web of a monogamous relationship."

Brilliant.

I like reading other people's journals or writing and being entirely unimpressed. It makes me feel smug.

Buying things makes me happy. I wish there was no snooze button on my phone.

Things I am tired of:

1. People broadcasting their entire lives over facebook status updates.
2. Girls acting/dressing like skanks for attention. Seriously, get a personality.
3. People who don't speak English at all working at fast food restaurants. How the hell are you supposed to take my order if you can't understand what I'm saying??
4. People who are more concerned with photographing themselves having fun than actually HAVING fun.
5. Guys who are scumbags.
6. Scene kids past the age of 20. Grow up, already.
7. People past the age of 20 who know absolutely nothing about what's going on in the world arond them. There is more to life than keggers. I know, it's shocking.

That's all for now. I like making lists. Peace out.

Today my job is thoroughly sapping me of my will to live.
But at least it's not always this bad.

I miss lazy summer days so much. I want to eat ice cream & lay in a hammock all day.

What Jane Means

You are fair, honest, and logical. You are a natural leader, and people respect you. You never give up, and you will succeed... even if it takes you a hundred tries. You are rational enough to see every part of a problem. You are great at giving other people advice. You are usually the best at everything ... you strive for perfection. You are confident, authoritative, and aggressive. You have the classic "Type A" personality. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals. You are friendly, charming, and warm. You get along with almost everyone. You work hard not to rock the boat. Your easy going attitude brings people together. At times, you can be a little flaky and irresponsible. But for the important things, you pull it together.

This has been the best week I've had in a really long time. In case anyone was wondering.

I really want these boots!!


They're ridiculously overpriced but considering all I do is work these days anyway, maybe I can justify the splurge. Some good must come of all this employment. PS: This blog has essentially become a shopping list. Hah.

I finally changed my username. The old one was making me sick. Huzzah.

In other news, V-Day is lame. Just FYI.
I'm using it as an excuse to buy myself this



& this




& tomorrow at work
I'll be buying a gigantic box of heart-shaped chocolates
from me, to me
♥ the day after valentine's day

I'm getting this on Saturday:



So excited!

Sometimes I think I should've picked the guy I don't care about.
It'd be much easier that way.





My shoulders are so sore.

My eyes feel like sand paper & no amount of drops is making it any better. Today is not going to be very productive. 5 hours until yoga! Oh, how I've missed it. For some reason, my hazelnut iced coffee is making me hungry. Also, I might be getting a second job. I'm 50% excited & 50% dreading it. At least it will keep me busy & give me some extra spending money. & discounts! Glorious discounts! I need a pair of leather boots. Plus maybe I'll see Kevin more, since we'll be working literally a few feet apart. Or maybe I'll see him even less because then we'll both be working all the time. Hard to say.


This post has been useless. Good day, all.